Description

SMEG MA NO. 5

The number implies there were four prior attempts. There were not. The number implies prestige. There is none. The number is simply there, doing its job, making a candle sound like a fragrance house heirloom.

No atomizer required — this one you burn, not spray. Seven real scents behind the cursed label: Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, Vanilla Bean, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, or Pink Grapefruit.

9oz soy-blend candle in a glass jar, wrapped in the SMEG MA brand label: header up top, the slogan front and center, smegma.cc footer down below.

The Fine Print

• 9oz candle, glass jar with lid
• Seven scent options — pick your poison at checkout
• Approx. 40-50 hour burn time
• Printed-on-demand — yours ships when ordered

No. 1 through 4 did not survive quality control.